This is a wonderful email from my friend, Rosemarie Caporale, of Carmel, NY.  I'll do this series in 3 parts because it's worth it! 

From the "GREAT TRUTHS" series, installment #1: 

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
 

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the  second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.  

Come back next week for installment # 2: "GREAT TRUTHS" that adults have learned!

..........and remember to smile!  :)  It doesn't cost anything and it'll make you feel better!  TRY IT!